The 10 people you meet at Lollapalooza (plus one)
A day in the life of a fest zombie:
9:07 a.m.: 7 beers at breakfast (Breakfast is 2 pop-tarts).
11:23 a.m.: Half of a fifth of vodka/purple Gatorade (shared with 2 friends, via Camelbak).
1:04 p.m.: A granola bar.
1:32 p.m.: One pill, mediocre Ecstasy (Makes Perry's tent WAAAAAAAY more interesting, brah).
1:57-9:23 p.m.: .....
9:45 p.m..: Force-fed convenience store hoagie.
10:03 - 11:30 p.m..: 2 beers, a pull of whiskey, half a cup of vodka/Vitamin Water, half a cookie, pulls off a joint.
Midnight: Vomit. Everywhere.