What to do in the event of a zombie outbreak (per Scott Kenemore)

<b>Wealthy neighborhoods: </b>All the wrought-iron fencing, alarm systems and police in the world won't help when the outbreak hits.
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Lakefront: </b>Every body dumped there, back to the days of Capone, is going to be dragging concrete shoes to the surface.
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Major highways and rail lines: </b>Hopelessly clogged.
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Chicago River: </b>Sail out to deep water or downriver to escape the city.
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Close-knit neighborhoods: </b>Where community institutions are strong, people will help one another.
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Graveyards: </b>Seriously? You would try this?

( October 26, 2012 )

Wealthy neighborhoods: All the wrought-iron fencing, alarm systems and police in the world won't help when the outbreak hits.
Lakefront: Every body dumped there, back to the days of Capone, is going to be dragging concrete shoes to the surface.
Major highways and rail lines: Hopelessly clogged.
Chicago River: Sail out to deep water or downriver to escape the city.
Close-knit neighborhoods: Where community institutions are strong, people will help one another.
Graveyards: Seriously? You would try this?

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