Entertainment Entertainment Movies

'The Woman in Black' review: A lousy cure for post-Potter depression

*1/2 (out of four)

If it looks like a haunted house and sounds like a haunted house, it is probably a haunted house.

Yet the ominously remote location and eerie appearance that practically includes a sign reading “Stay away, you fool!” aren’t enough to deter Arthur Kipps (Daniel “Harry Potter” Radcliffe), a young lawyer sent to finalize some paperwork and deliver on one last chance to save his job. Obviously Kipps has little faith in his employment prospects; the more he sees screaming ghosts and learns about deceased children, the more he insists on walking slowly down dark hallways in search of something unlikely to complete his assigned task.

Working from Susan Hill’s Victorian-era novel, writer Jane Goldman and director James Watkins subscribe to the notion that it’s always terrifying for something spooky to appear and then disappear on second glance. Since they also don’t think that will be enough to scare anyone who’s seen a horror movie before, the generic “The Woman in Black” frequently accentuates its brooding, aimless scenes with music that sounds like someone dropped an elephant on a piano.

The film seems to move ploddingly toward depth Radcliffe never conveys and a twist that never comes. In the meantime, Kipps fails to suggest much commitment to his own 4-year-old child (whose mother died during childbirth) by running into a burning building. Or perhaps fire isn't a big deal—considering the guy spends one gloomy day after another surrounded by tales of dead children and the pressure of paperwork, maybe we're supposed to think he’s already in hell.

Watch Matt on “You & Me This Morning,” Friday at 7 a.m. on WCIU, the U

mpais@tribune.com. @mattpais

 

Copyright © 2015, RedEye
Related Content
  • New movie reviews
    New movie reviews

    'Avengers: Age of Ultron,' 'The Age of Adaline,' 'The Water Diviner,' 'Adult Beginners,' 'True Story,' 'Ex Machina,' 'Clouds of Sils Maria,' 'The Squeeze,' 'The Longest Ride,' 'Desert Dancer,' 'Furious 7,' 'While We're Young,' '5 to 7,' 'Woman in Gold,' 'Get Hard,' 'Serena,' 'Going Clear: Scientology...

  • Good movies to rent now
    Good movies to rent now

    See what recent DVD releases are worth your time and money. Don't rent? Check out the newest movies to stream here.Want more? Discuss this article and others on RedEye's Facebook page. 

  • Hot Hollywood interviews
    Hot Hollywood interviews

    The most memorable quotes from our latest movie Q&As, including Nick Kroll, Michiel Huisman, Freida Pinto, Dan Savage, Joel McHale, Noah Baumbach, Veronica Roth, Margot Robbie, Bella Heathcote, Kevin Costner/Anthony Mackie, Sienna Miller, Emily Ratajkowski, David Oyelowo/Ava DuVernay, Eddie Redmayne,...

  • Best new movies
    Best new movies

    Reviews of recent favorites like 'Clouds of Sils Maria,' 'While We're Young,' 'Woman in Gold,' 'Insurgent,' 'It Follows,' 'The Hunting Ground,' 'Focus,' 'What We Do in the Shadows,' 4-star 'The Last Five Years,' 'McFarland, USA,' 'Girlhood,' 'Mommy,' 4-star 'A Most Violent Year,' 'American Sniper,'...

  • Worst new movies
    Worst new movies

    The recent awfulness we've seen, like 'The Squeeze,' 'The Longest Ride,' 'Get Hard,' 'Serena,' 'Cinderella,' 'Run All Night,' 'The Lazarus Effect,' 'Hot Tub Time Machine 2,' 'Fifty Shades of Grey,' 'Jupiter Ascending,' 'Seventh Son,' 'The Boy Next Door,' 'Blackhat,' 'Predestination,' 'Into the...

  • Floyd Mayweather Jr. defeats Manny Pacquiao fight pictures
    Floyd Mayweather Jr. defeats Manny Pacquiao fight pictures

    Photos from Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s victory by unanimous decision over Manny Pacquiao at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on May 2, 2015.

  • Rage to relief in Baltimore as 6 cops charged in Freddie Gray's death
    Rage to relief in Baltimore as 6 cops charged in Freddie Gray's death

    Rage turned to relief in Baltimore on Friday when the city's top prosecutor charged six police officers with felonies ranging from assault to murder in the death of Freddie Gray.

  • Obama library news brings elation to South Side
    Obama library news brings elation to South Side

    Even though the news that the Obama presidential library is coming to the South Side wasn't yet official, Torrey Barrett couldn't stop himself from celebrating.

Comments
Loading