You could do what I do and learn to incorporate bonobo chimps into every possible conversation. If bonobos are too slutty for you, you could also try fruit flies, whiptail lizards or black swans--just to name a few of the bisexual animals that can serve as conversational fodder should your gaydar fail you. In fact, more than 1,500 wild and captive animals have been found to engage in bisexual behavior, which I know because I’ve been forced to defend bisexuality so many times that I’m now always looking for reinforcements. If using animals to validate your sexual identity is off-putting to you, you could also wear a tiny bisexual flag pin, which you will then have to explain to everyone who asks because no one knows what the bisexual flag looks like. Either way, you’re outta the closet! Ta-da.
As to your first question, I’d recommend taking a gander at last week’s column, where I talked about how to broach difficult conversations with new dates. It’s about polyamory, but the same principles apply. Bisexuals, especially bi men, face a lot of stigma and I applaud your efforts to be honest, but if coming out in person rather than online works better for you, then keep doing that. (Because let’s be honest, since when is a dating profile a bastion of truth-telling?) It’s everyone’s choice of course, but I think it’s important for bisexuals (and bisexuals in opposite-sex relationships!) to be out to people in their lives because it helps to counter all those stereotypes you listed in your question, and it also helps to fight against invisibility, which is one of the leading factors of depression and anxiety in bisexual men (another fact I learned to counter bi stereotypes).
So please, keep coming out, and keep fighting the good fight. I know how tiresome it is to have to defend yourself constantly, but you will be rewarded with ample karma margaritas. That’s how karma works, right?
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